Chef and Puppet require Ruby before they will even talk to you.
Ansible does not require remote agents but is complex.
Introducing TighBeam: because it works with the same tools sysadmins use all the time. This is a personal project, not some actual open source big deal. I wrote something for myself, keeping it as small as possible. Use it too in a week-end project or what not.
But it has a logo!
Yes. Proof that any bunk idea can have its own branding :)